Russian police arrested a historian on charges of stealing the bodies of 29 young women from cemeteries, dressing them up like dolls and keeping them in his home.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/11/russian-charged-with-keeping-29-dolled-up-mummies/1
...now if this was Chicago, I would think he was just gettin em ready to go to the polls on election day.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!