Lindsay Lohan has checked into jail for a 30-day sentence, though she could be released within hours due to overcrowding.
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-checks-la-county-jail-100448303.html
...hmmm, this sounds a lot like one of John Kerry's "Harshly worded memo's" he proposed sending to ahmadinijad, and it will be about as effective.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!