A Chicago man has died after authorities say he cut his chest to try to remove his pacemaker.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-il-selfpacemakerremo,0,972968.story
...Forrest Gump woulda known better!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!