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...ya could try reducing costs. First of all, if they can't read english, ya could send em some old bill and hillary campaign posters and tell em it says "send help". As a big boss at T once told me, "Perception is reality". If they think they got a send help sign, they will be happy.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!