ribit,
re: "In my neighborhood there isn't another house within quarter mile that has cable tv other than mine..."
Let me guess. You live in the country, right? Whadda showoff!

Gold is $1,581/oz today. When it hits $2,000, it will be up 26.5%. Let's see how long that takes. - De 3/11/2013 - ANSWER: 7 Years, 5 Months