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...yes, this one was in Georgia but I gave advice nationwide. Here's a letter I got and responded to.
Dear Ribit
My ex-wife is driving me nuts. See's other men, rubs it in my face, spends more money than the pentagon. What should I do?
OJ in California
Dear OJ
Whatever ya do, don't shoot da bitch and give them gun control sumbitches any more leverage.
Ribit

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!