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...my advice for the lovelorn is sorta blanket one size fits all advice. It just fits some better than it does others.
...a buddy of mine was married to an old gal with one of the two biggest sets of hooters in captivity. Her sister had the other set. The sister had moved in with my bud and his wife and she had thoughtfully brought her unemployed and unemployable husband and her two snotty nosed little brats of somewhat questionable ethnic heritage if ya know what I mean.
It didn't take long for my buddy to tire of this situation. Him and the wife would get up every morning and go to work leaving the sister and her brood at home. When they got back home the fridge was empty and the dirty clothes hamper was full. My buddy had to bid on an off tour so that him or the wife would always be home to protect it.
The sister's husband borrowed my bud's car to go job hunting (allegedly). My bud "splained" to him that he had to be back by 3:00 pm cause he had to go to work himself. Around 2:30 the sisters husband called from (you guessed it) the jail. He had been arrested for DUI. He had also totaled the car. He wanted my bud to come down and put his house up as collateral for the bail.
My bud axed me how he could get rid of em. I told him that while the brother in law was in jail he should strip down nekid and go get in the bed with his sister in law. I promised him that he would either get laid or she would leave. There was a third alternative I hadn't considered. There was an ugly divorce. My bud got a good lawyer and managed to keep custody of his ballz but not much else.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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