ribit,
re: "it's the "bondage room" in the basement that makes it so expensive."
I'm betting that it's the 'GREEN' part of his house. You know - where he grows his weed.

Gold is $1,581/oz today. When it hits $2,000, it will be up 26.5%. Let's see how long that takes. - De 3/11/2013 - ANSWER: 7 Years, 5 Months