The perfect guy to run an economy which makes jobs in fast food joints. Brings a lot of knowledge about the correct temperature of ovens and the choice between small, medium and large to the Presidency. May throw in secret recipe for pizza sauce to make breakthrough in Israeli-Palestinian negotiations.
When did America become like this? Folks with less than nothing to offer have a chance of getting a finger on the nuclear button. Sarah! Oh wait - she decided not to run - in case she was bombarded with another tricky question from the 90%-left-wing media. Michelle is Bachmann-crazy. IQ Perry makes GWB look smart. Mitt the Flip flops around hopelessly. Now we have the Pizza Pie man on the rise.
Come on!