Crack, eh? No wonder ol' Barack has been lookin' thin and worn out. So, when they said B. Hussein had quit smokin' ... they meant just cigarettes, not the pipe, eh? Wow, it's amazin' what you can find at Target these days ... well ... if you're the First Wookie, that is.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence