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...lewis "chesty" puller an officer who later became the commandant of the marine corps was wounded in guadalcanal. He was sent to the rear to recuperate. Whilst there, he was called upon to appraise some new weapons. One of em was the self igniting flamethrower. After viewing it in operation he was handed the weapon for closer inspection. His only comment? "Where does the bayonet go!".

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!