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...reminds me of the census taker out in the "hood". Ask this woman who da head of the household is.
"I is".
"No husband?"
"Nawsuh".
"Kids"
"Yassuh, I has five".
"Who is the Father of these children?"
"Dah baby belong to the preacher down at at da church, and da twins belong to one of the deacons down at da church."
"Who is the father of the other two?"
"I doesn't know, I had dem befo I was saved!"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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