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I got some kind of ground squirell / chipmunk thingy diggin tunnels all over my back yard. Specially along the fence line. I been promisin myself I would go out there with my .410 and shoot him/her or it. I mean it could be a Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered ground squirrel couldn't it?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!