Well, what else am I supposed to be ... b(.)(.)bs make great nose-warmers ... whether they are filled with silicone or not!
What are you a dawg? They generally have cold noses.
LOL.........
If you have a cold nose, I am certain someone would volunteer to knit ya a set of fake b.o.o.b.s.
BTW, it won't be me!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.