You found a man in uniform with a nightstick and you're good to go, eh?
Found out he was just a security guard at Wally World.
if he's only 28 ... at least that's what he's tellin' you ... you don't want to be accused of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, now do ya?
I have decided to adopt him. I have always wanted a son.
Besides, I can now pay for his tuition, instead of your son's.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.