re: "Put your pipe down!"
That line is pretty silly, airhead. I'm sure this never occurred to you, but we Conservatives don't generally do pipe-related drugs - so your joke doesn't actually work.
Now, if *I* used that line on you . . . it would at least make sense, though it would *still* be a feeble attempt at humor.
Just thought you should know...

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