Bite your tongue, woman!
I bit my tongue the other day and haven't done that in YEARS!
Them thangs are all natural, and don't you go sayin' otherwise!
You know this for a fact? Did ya touch 'em, feel 'em, see 'em?
Ohgod, you are dreaming DAY and NIGHT now, aren't ya?
THEMs is fake, dollface.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.