"Meanwhile, operation Fat and Furry Ass continues as Michelle dines on a six pack of quarterpounders and considers where they next vacation gonna be."
Ah, ribit ... if you investigate a little further, there is some method to the madness of Moochelle the Wookie's diet of six quarterpounders, don'tcha know!

Since B. Hussein Obama is such a miserable failure, he's having a harder time procuring advertising space for his re-election campaign. Moochelle came up with Operation Fat & Furry Ass to help resolve this campaign advertising problem ...


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence