OH LORDY, LORDY - THESE YOUNG'UNS ARE REALLY, REALLY STOOOOPID.
I ONCE WANTED TO BUY A CLOCK. IT WAS ON SALE FOR $20. IT WAS 30% OFF.
I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO THE 16-YEAR-OLD CASHIER THAT 30% OFF OF $20 BUCKS WAS $6.00 DOLLARS.
SHE CALLED FOR TWO MANAGERS, BOTH AROUND 19-YEARS-OLD.
THEY DIDN'T GET IT, EITHER.
AFTER LOTS OF CONVERSATION, THEY AGREED WITH ME.
WHEN I GOT HOME, I LOOKED AT MY VISA RECEIPT.
YUP, THEY CHARGED ME $6.00 FOR THE CLOCK.