First Love
...everybody had a first love. That someone special who seemed to just be made for them. I know I had mine. Her name was Carol and she had Auburn hair just a bit over shoulder length with a little natural curl. Her eyes were green. Her lips were full and pouty. The most beautiful thing I had ever seen, but alas, it was not to be. Her family thought that I wasn't good enough for me. They all hated me, especially her husband.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!