At Harvard, they taught you to flush horseshit right down your gullet. After a veritable lifetime of personally consuming such leftist horseshit, you've turned yourself into a willfully clueless dupe. Good thing you've decided to squat in the holding tank for thoughtless, leftist dupes - the Socialist Republik of Massachusetts.
Cheers!
B.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence