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...a stoned teen ran over my mom while she was crossing the street. Said the sun was in his eyes and he couldn't see her. It was about 7 pm in the summer and he was heading due east. Cop didn't figure it out. We sued his ass, but he joined the navy. Ya can't force the military to send somebody home for a lawsuit. It's one of the recruiting promises.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!