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...they got the idea for the 127 hours movie from an old joke about a guy who woke up with a woman who was "Coyote Ugly". In case ya don't know, Coyote Ugly is a woman who is so ugly that if ya wake up and her head is on your arm, ya gnaw it off at the shoulder to keep from waking her up.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!