If you have ever worn cowboy boots and a mini-skirt to a wedding, you might be a redneck. On the other hand if you have ever worn cowboy boots and a mini-skir to a wedding and you are a guy, you probaly live in Nancy Pelosi's district.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!