...I had an idea this morning for a new TV show. It's gonna be called, "The Sheep Whisperer!" It will be sponsored by the Iron Workers Union and you will be the star. The first guest is a guy who wants to train his sheep to wear high heels and them fishnet stocking thingy's. The question of the week is, Can sheeps be trained to wear lipstick, or is that just a pig thing? It's bound to be a hit and will earn you a few bucks until the Pope thing picks up some momentum.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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