A substitute teacher walks into the classroom and on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, “Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!”
She yells, “Who is Jimmy Poole?”
This kid in the back stands up and says, “I’m Jimmy Poole.”
“Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!”
The very next day, when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and sees, “IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE.”
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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