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A school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First, a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher responds, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray or orange, too."
Then a little boy says, "Trees are definitely green." "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny, from the back of the class, stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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