Friday morning the doctors are gonna take a flashlight and go where no man has gone before, or at least for the last seven years since my last one. I got some stuff called "Miralax" that I have to drink. Miralax is polyethylene glycol. Ethelyne Glycol is anti-freeze. Poly is four of em I think. Anti-Freeze is a deadly poison and is used locally by wimmenz to kill of their spouses. It can also be used to keep your automobile engine from freezing up in the winter or overheating in the summer.
The wizards who make the stuff advise that a capful is seventeen grams and that is a one days dosage. Mz ribit says that the doc says I should take 238 grams spread out over two doses. 238 grams is 14 days worth of the stuff. Around 5 this evening Im supposed to take 4 ducolax and about 7 Im supposed to take half the miralax, then Im supposed to get up at 5 am and take the other half. (I will probaly not have to get up as I will either be dead or still riding the porcelain pony.
The Doctors who will be performing this assault on my dignity all like obama. They say that if he ruins the medical profession they can all go to work as TSA screeners in the airport.
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