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...our local gendarmes were searching high and low for somebody named "Jerome" yesterday according to my scanner. Jerome's description is that he is 5'5" tall, weighs 150 pounds, has really long dred locks and gold teefs. He sounds innocent to me.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!