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...yep, got a pie pan too.
I have now moved into drawer number two where I find...
Bootlaces! I haven't owned a pair of lace up boots in years.
Twist ties
Two dozen cables which supposedly connect computers I no longer own to other electronic gadgets I no longer own. I better hang on to them. Soon as I toss one, I will need it.
Ammunition for a gun I no longer own.
A knife sharpener
Ear Plugs so that when I go shoot the ammunition that's for the gun I no longer own I don't damage my hearing.
An assortment of strange looking batteries for electronic devices I no longer own.
Several watches that don't run
Three electronic calculators. Im sending one to Obama and another one to Tim Geithner. Obviously they don't have one.
Half dozen butane lighters in case I need to build a fire to cook the meat from the animals I kill with the ammunition I have for the gun I no longer own.
Some bunji cords.
Double sided tape, Tie wraps, several rolls of electrician tape. I haven't cleaned out this drawer since I was a pbxir
One of them things ya use to scrap paint off windows or bumper stickers off cars.
Rubber Bands
An old hearing aid.
...next up, drawer number three!!!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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