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Re: I have a suggestion re the TSA

By: Decomposed in ROUND | Recommend this post (0)
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re: "Anyway, go for the grope!"

I'm flying back from New Hampshire on July 27th. I'll request the grope.

I plan to arrive at the airport good and early. I expect TSA must retaliate against those they perceive as troublemakers by taking their sweet time in the groping of 'volunteers.' They probably expect most people to opt for the scan since folks are usually concerned about missing a flight.

If there's a good way to do it, I'll activate my phone's voice recorder beforehand. I could see it going viral if I posted it to the internet. "Ow! Stop squeezing me there!"

As for hoping 'she's female and cute' - I have no such illusions. I believe that TSA women only grope women; TSA men grope men and fantacize about groping boys.




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I have a suggestion re the TSA
By: fizzy in ROUND
Thu, 14 Jul 11 5:27 AM 		Msg. 33894 of 45510

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=189967
I guess Florida Tea Party folks are going to protest. Big whoop de do.

I have a specific suggestions which will make me happier about the scans.

Make it the LAW that ALL politicians, all government employees, and all employees of companies which do business with the government are required to go through the scanner every day of work -- no exceptions. We can set this up at the White House and the Capitol Building -- surely they need this sort of "protection" most of all.

For those who work for the TSA and the company which sells the scanner I think they should go through ten times a day.

I expect we'd see the TSA and associated Fascists start dropping like flies after a few years of this but, most of all, I expect we'd see them refuse. Refuse? But..but..but...it is so SAFE! Well, short of waiting 30-50 years for the statistics to compile there is only one way to find out. And TSA employees and ALL people associated with the companies which make these radiation machines SHOULD be happy to comply ... but I bet they wouldn't be.

And you shouldn't be, either. Go for the grope. That is what I am doing from now on. Go for the grope and hope she's female and cute. Of whatever turns you on. (I wonder what TSA would do if every male who showed up for the grope used Viagra and looked at some porn just before security "pat down"...could they detain you for being suspiciously over stimulated by their probes? Or do you think they would just wave you through??)

Anyway, go for the grope!

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