Snapits: I just finished a huge investigation into the rap music (a contradiction in terms if ya ax me) bidness. I could never figure out what a Rap Star was, then I stumbled across a news article telling about some scoundrel who had spent most of his life in jail. They alleged that he had a ten page "Rap Sheet". That was when I saw the light! Rap stars are people with long and diverse rap sheets. I shoulda known.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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