snapits
...fella goes out drinkin, next mornin wakes up hungover. Decides that he should get his feet on the floor before he opens his eyes. He moves toward the side of the bed and bumps into someone. Pries one eye open and takes a look. There's a 300 pound black woman.
I gotta get out of here before she wakes up he says to himself and he starts to roll in the other direction and bumps into somebody else. It's another one just as big. He tries to climb over her to get out of the bed. While over her, she wakes up, looks him in the eye and says, "Nawsuh, I is the bridesmaid. That's the bride over there!".
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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