King Ribit,
I was concerned about your well being and safety if you venture forth into the the vast reaches of your kingdom that has woods upon them.
Seems that there was a documentary show on the television set earlier that caught my eye as I was flipping past it that was talking about some folks who claim to have heard and caught a glimpse of Bigfoot somewhere in your Kingdom's lands.
Were you aware of that? Since you are king, I assume nothing is hid from the king's eyes!
However, your subject is merely concerned with the well being of the king and merely wanted to bring this to his attention.
your humble serf,
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