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...first thing they did with us was give us helmet liners painted silver so the south carolina sun wouldn't bake our brains. Then they marched us over to a hut where they "splained" the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice). One of the guys in my platoon picked up my helmet liner and threw it at the sleeper. I looked at him and said, Ok sergeant, you throwed my hat, now go get it.
I learned more about the Marine Corps and the UCMJ in the next two minutes than I ever needed or wanted to know.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!