In keeping with the approriate politically correct standards;
old farts shall be referred to as "Chronologically Enhanced".
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered people shall be known as Gender-Plexed.
The only 'race' of people ya can make fun of are Klingons.
Making fun of white trash is ok if you is one (and I is)

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!