According to you, I sure do make a whole bunch of insidious "attempts" to disrespect you, now don't I? ROTFLMAO ... how ridiculous! I guess I should change my name from Beldin to Machiavelli, so as to lend some credence to your increasing paranoia, eh?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence