How did you enjoy your welcome here? All you did was post a humorous story about a date you had. Didn't figure it would trigger accusations, did ya?
Same with me. I made quite a number of friendly posts here. One day, though, after making a factual comment about where 14% of the world's electricity comes from, suddenly mouths were foaming at the dentures and I was told I must be an industry shill, a Liberal, defective in the head, etc.
Oh, the blessed internet.