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...I am searching for some voluptous wimmenz who will swear to it if I allege an affair. If I have to stick to the truth, it's gonna be really boring. Maybe I could "plagarize" some old "letters to penthouse" or sumpin.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!