Crystal Harris: Why I Called Off Hugh Hefner Wedding
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/crystal-harris-why-i-called-off-hugh-hefner-wedding-2011156
...when I think of all the wimmenz Hugh had to sleep with to get to the top, I feels so much pity for him.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!