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...I am not dead, just down in the dumps. My dog died the other day. Cancer. 12 years old. I really liked that dog. She is the only woman who ever rode with me who didn't tell me how to drive or want me to sit in the truck in the parking lot while she went shopping in the mall, or sit outside the waiting room holding her purse while she tried stuff on.
...she also never complained if I took her to burger king for a cheeseburger every time we went out. She never wanted to get dressed up and go someplace nice. Always ready to go. Never had to fix her hair or change clothes.
...I woulda married her but they wouldn't let me.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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