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...ribit enterprizes is introducing a new product this week. It is fresh bottled mountain air. Ya buys a bottle of it and just takes a whif when ya have breathing problems. I uses old plastic bottles that used to have bottled mountain water in em. If ya brings the old bottle to our store, we can refill if for ya in just a few seconds at half price.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!