re: "Sorry, but no way."
I don't blame you. But the problem is easily solved with an alternate Facebook account and a pseudonym. That's what I set up for myself. It took two minutes... but it would take a little longer if you don't already have alternative e-mail addresses. They can be created quickly on yahoo, gmail, hotmail, etc.
But, as you said, in your case there's no way. Too bad. I know a lot of people will really miss you. The most respected man on A-B. That's our weco...

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