(a friend recounts...I shouldda gone!)
- a flight was taken
- an almost-penthouse suite was acquired
- poker was played
- french food was eaten
- sports bets were placed
- fools were met
- many drinks were consumed
- pai gow was learned
- room servicde was ordered
- water was guzzled
- blackjack was dominated
- a poker tournament was played
- many electronic devices were disabled
- a pool was visited
- more drinks were consumed
- chips & queso were stolen
- naps were taken
- thai food was devoured
- haggling with pit bosses occurred
- high roller crappers were befouled
- euphemisms for taking a leak were traded
- Scots were ridiculed
- drinks were spilled on the tables
- foul language was chastized by casino staff
- casino staff were reminded that it was Vegas, not Disney
- eyes in the sky were flipped off
- decks of cards were won
- cheap plastic beads were won
- pole dancers were watched
- statuesque blonde waitresses were proposed to
- Caesar's Palace was visited, but not the real one
- The best bartender in all of Vegas was met, and tipped well
- a statue of David was molested
- Absinthe was consumed
- Absinthe was attended
- Seats were almost soiled
- a statue of David was molested again
- a scene from Pretty Woman was reinacted in Burberry
- video blackjack was played, and dominated
- roulette was attempted, and dominated
- slots were attempted, but failed
- bags were packed
- comps were given
- checkout was done
- a flight home was taken
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