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...I was wondering if ya would be interested in having the kings tax collectors start collecting the tithe as well. They are already out in the neighborhoods and their torturing tools are alreay sharp and ready to go. Seems like the least a king could do for god's personal spokesman on earth. You don't have "big hair" do ya? We could get you some big hair, maybe a rolex or two, a ring that would embarass a nba rookie and a limo that would haul all of justin bieber's groupies

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!