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...there was about a bazillion dollars in the Ga lottery once, so me and mz ribit stopped off on the way home from her crazy sisters house and bought a lottery ticket. Mz ribit says if she wins the lottery that she is gonna pay off her brother and sisters homes. Then she says she is gonna buy em new cars and trucks. Then she says she's gonna take em on a nice vacation. Done spent most of the money and ain't mentioned me yet. I said something about it and next thing ya know we are in this argument. I stopped at another convenience store and bought another lottery ticket with the same numbers on it.
...making good and certain that I got my half!!!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!