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...there is some kind of bird that builds a nest under my deck and spends all it's time pooping on the seat of my riding lawnmower. Mz ribit won't let me kill the vile beast. In case ya don't know it, bird poop can make ya sick, even kill ya. I think mz ribit, the bird, and hillary are in a conspiracy to do me in. If anything happens to me, check to see if she has been tryin on my crown.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!