Remember the kid in the 5th grade who never knew the answers to any of the questions, but after the teacher gave out the answer or said "good work" to one of the other kids, this guy muttered "I knew the answer." Then he spent an hour complaining until it happened again. Yeah, that kid. Well, he's a Republican now, probably a teapartier.
At heart, Republicans are all a bunch of chubby, insecure (and mildly obnoxious) 5th graders.
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