snapits
...if ya got a wetland ya can't even mow it. If there is a snake or an alligator in it ya have to get em a key to the house so's they can get in if you ain't home. Ya also have to keep a supply of small rodents and for the snake and a piglet or two for the gator in the fridge. `It's a new epa regulation.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!