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Wonder what dey would pay for dinner wid a King? You is every bit as much a King as HE is a President.
...we gonna have suicide (hot dogs with everything) Some of them greasy french fries and ya gots to bring your own beer. We are thinking about $5.00 a plate. For an additional five bucks, the king will give your wife or girlfriend a lapdance.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!